“Honey, what did you do with that ground steak we bought for Dexter?” Matt asked me last weekend while lounging in the den.
“Ground.. steak?” I asked, perplexed. Dexter is never given anything other than his Nutro Ultra dry, spiced up with a forkful of Natural Choice Lamb ‘n Rice canned. Why on God’s green earth would we buy him ground steak?
“Yeah, the steak. We bought it yesterday when we were out, remember?” Matt made a twisting motion with his hand.
“Oh! The stake! The stake that goes in the ground! Gotcha. I thought..” I collapsed into giggles, and Matt looked at me like I had three heads. Finally, a look of realization washed over his face, and he cracked up.
This is what he was talking about.
Poor Dex thought he was about to totally score.